Personal Log: Captain Jeff Jalando

Hello? Hello, is this thing on? Oh, uh hi! I'm Wahlis!

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Oh, uhm, mommy said I should record what I did today! So. . . uhm, I think I will. Because I bumped into the Captain! Yes. . . I really did! Now the other kids at school will think I'm so great, I'll get to play with the puppet Klingon now! Woohoo!

But anyway, I bumped into Captain Kane, while I was walking on the crutches of. . . uhm. . . the crutch lady. It was strange, that she was walking on crutches, since there are anti-grav things. . . but this lady wanted crutches so badly, it seemed. And she let me ride them! Or walk with them. . . or whatever she does with them. Well, I went very fast! But then I bumped into the Captain.

Well, he should have watched where he was going. . . he said it himself. But still mommy thinks I should be more careful! That's just mean! Just like the crutch lady. She was mean too. She said she wanted me to go home! Just when I was talking to the Captain! I mean, that's just mean!

But I did talk to the Captain! I did! Uhuh, I sure did! And. . . and we drank some lemonade together! We were on deck 6, and I thought the Chicken Palace was on deck 6, but then the Captain said it was on Deck 4, so we went to deck 4, and then it was there indeed! Can you believe it? Just because the Captain said it was there! But anyway, we had a drink, and I had some lemonade! And it was so yummy! I did spill some over the Captain's clothes though, but he said it was okay, so it's all right again!

When we had our drink! I got brought home! Mommy was surprised, and I'm sure daddy will be surprised too! He'll be so proud when he hears that I already talked to the Captain! Maybe he'll make me an Admiral now! Ooooh. . . I can see it already! Admiral Wahlis, coming to the rescue! Woo!

I think Captain Kane is my new friend now. Yes. . . he must be. We had so much fun, and I'm sure he had fun as well! So maybe I'll bump into him next time as well, so that we can have another drink!

What? Mom, why shouldn't I? I mean. . . he liked it, and. . . awwww, I wanna! Sorry log thing thingy, but mom does not know that the Captain likes this. Maybe she should bump into the Captain next time, so that she'll be friends with him. Yeah, maybe that's a good thing. Well, I have to go now! Gonna play in my room! I just got a new holodeck program, and mom said that if I can be a good boy and play in my room, I can play it later! Woo! Bye!