Personal Log: Ben Versteegt

While nuclear, chemical and biological warfare is plunging Uhuhland into oblivion, the government of Philosophers Inc -- true to its nature -- still debates what course of action to take, if any.

The government has agreed that it is "very sorry" for all that has happened here, especially because the war seemed to start when the Chemical Engineers dumped toxic waste on the beaches of our nation. In response to that, the nation of Total 'n Utter Insanity delivered an (uncalled for by the government of Philosophers Inc) ultimatum to CE, which the latter disregarded. This led to war, dragging other nations into the conflict as well.

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