(Human) Matilda Burger, Science Officer, Ensign , USS McChicken
(Human) Don Corleone, Pilot, Crewman, USS Mafia
(Ferengi) Barf, Captain, Freighter Puworht
(Bajoran) Nanu Nanu, Security Officer, USS Ork
(Klingon) K'wack, Warrior, Klingon Warbird R'iver
(Vulcan) Cigam, First Officer, Commander, USS Hokuspokus
(Betazoid) Hexes Joi, Civilian, Excelsior Station
(Human) Muchto Do, Engineering Crewman, USS Quick
(Q) Qwiz, whatever he wants, Q-continuum
Episode One
It was an exiting first few days and many things have happened. First a small piece on the introduction of our contestants and then we'll give you a short summery on the first few days.
Introduction
First one to be led into the house was supposed to be Matilda Burger, but since none of us wanted to send anyone in after her, the producer decided to put her in last position. Matilda was to be beamed into the vessel as last one, when every exit was closed and every airlock was sealed.
So, instead of second, Don Corleone went in as first contestant. After a small strip search of this 28-year-old pilot, the producer gained 9 type II phasers, 2 type IV phasers, 14 knifes in different sizes, one 20th century Uzi, 4 different kinds of poison and a few packs of C4. In Don's suitcase we found a small photon torpedo, so Mister Corleone's luggage has also been confiscated.
Barf's managed to bribe his way past the check point and smuggled aboard 67 suitcases. He took two rooms.. one for himself and another one for his luggage..
Nanu was heard saying: "Who's first?" when she set her first step into the BB freighter. But since Barf was rearranging his room and Don was putting together a rifle from his lighter and pencil, noone offered themselves.
As soon as K'wack put foot on the freighter he swore that he could smell a Ferengi. The producer got scared and lifted a forcefield around Barf's location. We hoped that K'wack wouldn't find the Ferengi before the freighter got sealed.
Before we even knew it.. Cigam was already aboard.. How he did it, we don't know.. he said something about using mirrors. He took a deck of cards from his jacket and tried to make the Klingon pull a card from the deck and then put it back again. K'wack was not amused by this complete waste of time and managed to throw the Vulcan from one side of the room to the other. Our medics assured that Cigam would be fine.. as soon as he regained consciousness ..
The moment that Hexes walked onto the freighter, we knew that she tried to read everyone's mind. All, except one.. Corleone already knew about Hexes, after threatening to murder the producer, and came prepared. Don put on his baseball cap with a built in Betazoid-blocker. Joi was not amused and started to try and get on Nanu's nerves..
Muchto Do walked onto the freighter with his engineering kit and walked over to the first Jeffries tube in sight. It took him exactly 1 minute and 23 seconds to find something that was not completely in alignment. The producers managed to predict this and created a program to randomly put some configurations slightly out of alignment. It was either that.. or have Do take apart the whole ship..
Qwiz' entrance was different... to say the least. The fact that he had even waited for his turn, had surprised the BB crew, but this was unbelievable.
So unbelievable that we won't even tell or show you, since you wouldn't believe the unbelievable and we, the crew, wouldn't want to become a fictional program. We only show you.. the real life !
The crew continued to seal off the whole freighter and when it got confirmed, we dimmed the lights in the BB freighter and beamed in Matilda Burger. A loud cry was heard from the freighter as Matilda got beamed in right in front of Corleone. A second later a gunshot was heard and the crew jumped in.
The lifeless body of Matilda was found, with a small piece of cloth place over her face. We wouldn't want to loose viewers due to this. After Matilda was thrown into the waste disposal unit, a small investigating was started by the STC of the nearby station. Luckily we were able to bribe this certain person, so we could get on with the show.
And then Big Brother 90210 - The Space Edition, could finally start. With 9.. *ahum* .. 8 wonderful contestants.
Summary
After the shocking event of the first night, the BB contestants were granted 30 minutes on the holodeck to relax. The Klingon was not amused when his simulation of a bloodbath suddenly got cancelled. Muchto Do now has much to do, in order to get the holodeck fixed again..
Don Corleone finally came out of shock in the middle of the night, 4 hours after the 'Burger' incident and then jumped into the sack with Nanu. "Victim number 1 for Nanu", was heard, an hour later, in Nanu's quarters as she put a stripe next to Don's name on the wall. Right after that, Nanu left her quarters and went looking for the next victim. Cigam luckily had regained his consciousness around 6 am the next morning and picked himself up from the ground. Nanu was alert and had found her second target. She was surprised as to how fast Cigam followed her to her room, but it was probably due to the small loss of memory that Cigam had suffered when he got thrown against the wall.
Breakfast however was special. Qwiz had put a clone of himself aboard the BB freighter and went off himself. The head producer wanted to expel Qwiz from the game, but... well... let's just say that we now have a new head producer.. since rabbits can't speak.. Breakfast however was in Paris this morning. Since the contestants are not allowed off the freighter to visit Paris... Qwiz found it funny as to bring Paris to the freighter.. Much to the surprise of the three waiters that came along.
In the meanwhile Do was still working on the holodeck and Hexes was trying to get into his mind. But getting on Do's nerves seemed to be a lot harder then Joi had thought. "Only work work work.. in that man's head..", was Joi's comment on this.
Breakfast however was the first time that K'wack laid his eyes upon Barf. The Ferengi was seen grinning, but that soon faded away into a slight whine, when K'wack started growling. "Please Mr. Klingon, don't kill me", was Barf's plead for mercy as K'wack was holding the Ferengi upside down above the pool with Ferengi-eating sharks. This pool was specially made by Qwiz, who seemed to be enjoying himself.
After Hexes started to invade everyone's mind, the contestants grabbed every bit of food they could get there hands on and fled to their quarters, except for Don Corleone, who was still eating, and Qwiz, who was playing with his sharks..
Diary Room
"Two down... many to go"
- Nanu Nanu
"What was I doing here again?"
- Cigam
"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
- K'wack, who then gave Muchto Do some more work..
The Dairy was then closed for repairs..
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Since one of the contestants failed to stay in the freighter, due to death, there will be no kick-vote yet.
Tune in next time for another exiting edition of... Big Brother 90210 - The Space Edition !
