Big Brother 90210 - The Space Edition by Merijn Donders
The contestants:
(Human) Matilda Burger, Science Officer, Ensign , USS McChicken
(Human) Don Corleone, Pilot, Crewman, USS Mafia
(Ferengi) Barf, Captain, Freighter Puworht
(Bajoran) Nanu Nanu, Security Officer, USS Ork
(Klingon) K'wack, Warrior, Klingon Warbird R'iver
(Vulcan) Cigam, First Officer, Commander, USS Hokuspokus
(Betazoid) Hexes Joi, Civilian, Excelsior Station
(Human) Muchto Do, Engineering Crewman, USS Quick
(Q) Qwiz, whatever he wants, Q-continuum
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Before we go live to our Big Brother Freighter, orbiting the lovely Risa, we will first tell you a little bit about the game and our contestants.
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THE GAME
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Our contestant will be placed on the Big Brother Freighter for 10 weeks. After the first three weeks the first one will be voted off till the end, where there will be only two left... It could also be more.. or less.. but the calculator is malfunctioning so we have no exact idea.. but we'll give it our best shot... Those two will then go to the BIG Big Brother Finals to become the 90210's winner of Big Brother.. the Space edition.
The Freighter has been equipped with a big garden of food and with only a limited replicator supply, who will be the first to use it.. and will he or she tell the others ? Much of you will remember the last time when the Nausican ripped the Bolian's spine out for stealing rations .. what will happen next ? .. tune in next month for the first episode of.. BIG BROTHER 90210 - The Space Edition !
(Due to this small accident Nausicans have been expelled from the game. Bolians as well, as they tried to sue us.)
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CONTESTANTS
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Matilda Burger:
This 31 year-old Science Officer of the USS McChicken is single and is known for her excellent cooking, but certainly not for her good looks. How long will this ugly monster stay on our Big Brother Freighter? Will the contestants vote with their eyes or their stomachs ? .. who knows ...
Quote: "Love goes through the stomach .... I hope..."
Don Corleone:
This 28 year-old Pilot from the USS Mafia was born and raised on Sicily, where he was thought the family business and he was expected to step in his father's footsteps. Whatever you need, he can get for you. Will he play fair? .. or will he have someone whacked?.. let's hope for the latter..
Quote: "No weapons? .. damn, there goes my strategy.."
Barf:
This 42 year-old Ferengi is Captain of his own freighter, the Puworht, and father to 5 children, from who he makes a lot of profit. He's one of the most respected merchants in this part of the quadrant. But how respected will he be with camera's on him every second of the day? Will he show his true colour?
Quote: "Money.. money.. money ..."
Nanu Nanu:
This 23 year-old girl is a Security Officer on the USS Ork and is well known from her modeling work. She's a known nymphomaniac and is said to 'eat men for breakfast'. Will she be able to control her animal instincts? Or will we have to X-rate this game? .. who knows...
Quote: "There's a camera in my room ???!! .. ow crap..."
K'wack:
This 28 year-old Warrior from the Klingon Warbird R'iver is the father of a young boy and one of the best warriors in the Klingon Empire. He absolutely hates Ferengi's and only joined this game as we promised there would be no Ferengi's... isn't he up for a surprise. Will the Klingon kill the Ferengi on sight? Or will they learn to live together? .. lets hope for the first.
Quote: "GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr...... "
Cigam:
This 51 year-old Vulcan is the First Officer, with the rank of Commander, on the USS Hokuspokus. He is known for his card tricks, but also for his illusions. He hates nothing and likes nothing, just as we all love from a good Vulcan. Will he stay on the Freighter? Or will he just make us all think he is?
Quote: "Now you see me... now you don't..."
Hexes Joi:
This 27 year-old Betazoid female is a Civilian on Excelsior Station. She is known to use her mental abilities just to get on other people's nerves, which is a good reason for us to have picked her out of the numerous applicants. Will she get bored of reading other people's thoughts?.. or will she use her power to make everyone mad at eachother?
Quote: ~You naughty boy..~ (the reporter ran away when this appeared in his thoughts)
Muchto Do:
This 25 year-old Engineering Crewman from the USS Quick is a very busy guy. He's known to always be running about fixing things. When there's nothing to fix, he'll first break something and then fix it. The BB Freighter is still in excellent condition (as far as our budget allowed it). Will Muchto take the Freighter apart and then put it back together again? Or will he get overly active and just blow the thing up?
Quote: "Bloody f**kin 9*&)$(*&#$* thing.. Work god damnit !.."
Qwiz:
This, I don't know how old, omnipotent being appeared in our room and
demanded to be let in the game or he would turn us all into squirrels and fire us out of a torpedo-tube. We have no idea where he picked up such weird ideas, but we didn't like it and allowed him to join. Will this Q be nice to our crew? Or will we end up with a Zoo version of Big Brother?
Quote: *snap* (We have yet to locate our reporter and no second attempt of an interview has been made)
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This concludes our little introduction to Big Brother 90210 - The Space edition ! We hope you will all tune in next week for our first episode of mayhem. Will there be more then one episode of this crazy program? or will we end up blowing up half the quadrant?... who knows ..
